The Bullshit Meter:
I take my craft and work seriously. I am here to be of service and to produce help in any way that I can, but I ask and expect you not to waste my fucking time. Do not ask me to enlarge your dick or give you porn star tits. Do not ask me to shrink you or to turn you into the opposite gender. I know some of y'all are laughing but I've been asked ALL of this before and I need people to understand, that shit is not happening over here. This website is protected by Witchcraft so don't fuck with it. Don't steal content, don't copy or paste. If you seek to share something from this website please give full credit to where you received the information.
You must 18 years of age or older to purchase from the Deviant Witch. The products and services that I offer are to aid you in your craft and to empower you as a magical practitioner however I am not liable nor responsible for your usage, reactions, or outcomes pertaining to these products and/or services. Results are not guaranteed.
All services are on a first come, first served basis. Upon confirmation of order, a consultation will be set up between the Deviant Witch and client to determine the perfect time to schedule any and all workings. Depending on how booked I am, it can take up to 2 weeks for you to receive your reading or service. It is best to contact me with any and all questions about these services prior to purchase to get the latest updates on time-frames.
I offer quality products which are at most times, made in small batches or made to order which can extend the time in which you receive your purchase. I make sure to craft at the perfect time and under the perfect influences to give YOU the best products possible. If a batch should be freshly made please understand that I take care of each order as it was placed. There may be other orders before yours so please allow 5-10 business days for your order to be shipped. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me!
Once you place your order I begin to use resources to formulate and craft my products. Due to this process, returns and/or refunds are not available.